[graynard]

me after taking two pills from a pill bottle labeled “pills that make it so if there’s a cherry pie in a bear trap, you can’t see the bear trap” and seeing a cherry pie right next to me: i mean, what are the odds right?

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[beyoncespenis]

‘Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?’ ‘She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.“ - Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon)

[virgoassbitch]

A MOMENT

[ryandevon]

We’ve all masturbated to it now

[leointhejungle]

[s-abahussain]

keep your feelings, no one cares anymore.

[yiffmaster]

this is about The Grinch

[slaviccthulhu]

me after one shower

[warmcafes]

https://instagram.com/p/Bd5nawsgbiJ/

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[token-evil-teammate]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

It’s okay!  He just got really fluffy

[zoneofacceptance]

[southernsideofme]

[thiccolass]

petition to adopt this new set of emojis

[criteria]

Mmm but, I know what you like. Baby. Can I come over, come over? 

[lohver]

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you.